品牌：敖萍
基本信息
·出版社：天津人民出版社
·ISBN：7201046969
·条码：9787201046969
·版次：1
·装帧：平装
·开本：0开 0开
内容简介
本书内容为幽默小故事，中英文版，开心学英语 。
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书评
幽默开心，学英语。
目录
DrInks On Us
免费饮酒
Adam Cheats on Eve
亚当欺骗夏娃
God vsMan
上帝与人类
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文摘
书摘
圣·彼得正在天堂之门安排人，这时四十个纽约人出现了。由于以前从未在天堂之门见过
任何纽约人，圣·彼得说他得跟上帝商量一下。上帝听到消息之后，命圣·彼得允许人群中贞
洁的十个人进入。
几分钟后，圣·彼得气喘吁吁地回来，对上帝说：“他们不见了!”
“什么?所有的纽约人不见了?”上帝问。
“不，”圣·彼得回答道：“天堂之门不见了!”
(译者注：Big Apple 是New York 的俗称)
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书摘1
There were these two rednecks that were
driving in their truck when they came to a sign that Said there was a police blockade ahead．Jim(the redneck passenger)said，“Josh， (the redneck driver)，there is a police blockade above．ShouId we get rkd 0f an these beer bottles?”
Thell Josh said．“No．we should take all the labels off them，then put them in the back．”SO they did．Then Jim asked Josh why they were doingthis，and hesaid，“TrustMe．。
When they got to the police blockade，Josh f0Id Jim to put a label on his head．He didrl’t understand why，but he put the label on his．Just thell，a policeman came up to the truck，and he saW allthebottlesinthe back．
He asked Jim and Josh if they had been drinking，and Josh said，“No，we’re using the patch．”
有这么两个乡巴佬驾车，碰到一块牌子，上面写着前面有警察岗。吉姆(乘客)说：“乔希(驾驶员)，前面有警察岗。我们要把这些啤酒瓶子扔掉吗?“
于是，乔希说：“不，我们把所有的酒瓶上的标签去掉，然后，放在车后面。”他们就这样做了。然后，吉姆问乔希为什么要这样做，乔希说：“相信我。”
当他们到了警察岗时，乔希让吉姆在头上放一个标签。吉姆不理解为什么，但他照办了。这时，警察走到卡车前，他看到车后的酒瓶。
他问吉姆和乔希是不是一直在饮酒，乔希回答说：。不，我们在用它做膏药。”
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess．The route they were flying had a stay—over in another city，SO upon their arrival，the captain showed the stew- ardess the best place for airline personnel to eat． shop and stay ov
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