搞笑-英文三字经

王朝幽默笑话·作者佚名  2008-05-21
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人之初:At the begining of life.

性本善:Sex is good.

性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.

习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.

性乃迁:Sex will leave you..

教之道:The way of learning it

贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学:If you don t study hard,

断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous

有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子 :All his five son took it

名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,

父之过 :It is all your fault.

教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,

师之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 :You may refuse to study this

非所宜 :but that is a real mistake

幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,

老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,

不成器 :It won t become hard and strong.

人不学: If you don t learn sex,

不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

 
 
 
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