女孩和神父的对话

王朝幽默笑话·作者佚名  2006-04-22
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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

女孩神父我有罪

Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

神父孩子你犯了什麽罪呢?

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."

女孩昨天我骂了某个男人一句「你这个狗娘养的」

Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

神父为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?

Girl: He touched my breast.

女孩他……他摸我的胸部

Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

神父你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

女孩(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的

Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.

神父只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

女孩但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

神父你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)

Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.

女孩是的是这样子没错

Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.

神父可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

女孩然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

神父(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...

女孩(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子………

Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...

神父我亲爱的孩子就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

女孩但是他有 AIDS 呀!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

神父那个狗娘养的!!!

 
 
 
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