小笨霖英语笔记本(5)
2005年3月
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小笨霖英语笔记本五: How Come
Hello folks:想要用英文展现一下你的幽默感, 但却苦无机会吗?
下面的资料都是我从网路上找来的(原作者不要打我!),
提供大家很好的题材..
How ComeA man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
How ComeA woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
How ComeA successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
How ComeTo be happy with a woman you must
love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
How ComeMarried men live longer than
single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
How ComeAny married man should forget his
mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How ComeMen wake up as good-looking as
they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
How ComeA woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she does.
How ComeA woman has the last word in any
argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
How ComeThere are two times when a man
doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
How ComeIf a man talks dirty to a woman
it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute
p.s How Come 就是: 为什么会这样呢??
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