幽默小品:超速的理由

王朝英语沙龙·作者佚名  2007-01-10
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Excuse for Speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

″Why on earth were you driving so fast?″ the policeman yelled.

″Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!″

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶,一辆警车拦住了他们。

“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

“我们的刹车不好,因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

Send the Bill to My Father

Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″

Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,please.″

把账单给我父亲

医生:“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

病人:“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”

 
 
 
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