Today is the last day.
A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.
"What''s the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad."
"My wife and I had a fight. She told me she wasn''t going to talk to me
for 30 days."
"That should make you happy!" said the bartender.
"It did," said the man. "But that was 29 days ago. Today is the last day."
今天是最后一天
一个男人坐在酒吧旁慢慢地喝着啤酒，显得十分忧郁。
“您有什么事儿吗？” 酒吧招待问道。“您看上去这么沮丧。”
“我和妻子吵了架。她说她将30天不跟我说话。”
“那你应该感到高兴才是啊。”
“我确实觉得高兴，，”男人回答，“可那是29天前的事了，今天是最后一天。”