To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven''t got your hand up -- don''t you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can''t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里？你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗？
哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。