To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven''t got your hand up -- don''t you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can''t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来,把手举起来。。。你呢,哈里?你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗?
哈里: 我去不了,因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。