1 Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。
2 Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up.
爱扒开你的胸膛，掏出你的心脏，有人就乘机侵入你的心胸把你搞得一团糟。
英语幽默: Love
1 Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。
2 Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up.
爱扒开你的胸膛，掏出你的心脏，有人就乘机侵入你的心胸把你搞得一团糟。
3 Does God punish or reward us with love? 爱，是上帝用来惩罚我们的还是奖赏我们的呢？
4 Love your neighbor, but don''t get caught. 爱你的邻家女孩吧，但注意不要被逮着了。
5 I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation.
我喜爱这样的一只手，它的力度让我有几分感觉的手。
6 The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 珍爱一切的好办法是：意识到你可能会失去它。
7 Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
爱就像是握在手里的水银，把手指张开，它好好的呆在那里，要是你紧紧抓着，它反而溜走了。
8 If you judge people, you have no time to love them. 老是审视别人的话，你就腾不出时间去爱他们了。
9 A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. 极其微弱的一线希望就足以点燃爱的火花。
10 At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. 一谈到爱，每个人都变成了一位诗人。
11 Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect. 有时候，最适合你的人恰恰是你最没有想到的人。
12 How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. 我是多么幸运啊，拥有一样东西让我的"再见"迟迟说不出口。
13 The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special for them; there ought to be as many for love!
爱斯基摩人有52个分别表示"雪"的词语，因为雪在他们的生活中太重要了；我们也应该有这么多表达"爱"的词语啊！
14 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me. 如果世上真的不存在两方对等的爱，就让付出更多的一方是我吧。
15 When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again. 当两眼相遇久久凝视，这两双眼睛注定将会再一次相遇。
16 I love being married. It''s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
我喜欢成家，拥有一个在自己的余生中特别想去得罪的人，这不是一件很美好的事情吗？
17 Love doesn''t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 爱不是把地球变圆，爱是让环球旅行有价值。
18 To love is to be vulnerable. 去爱一个人就是把自己变得特别脆弱。
19 Love at first sight never happens before breakfast. 一见钟情的爱从来不会发生在饥肠辘辘的早餐以前。
20 To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction.
相爱不是你看我我看你，而是一起朝着相同的方向望去。
21 I wasn''t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. 注意了，我不是在吻她，我只是在她的嘴边呢喃。
22 My love is like an ocean; it goes down so deep. My love is like a rose; whose beauty you want to keep.
我的爱就像浩瀚的海洋，它深沉厚重；我的爱就像芬芳的玫瑰，你疼爱珍重。
23 All shall be well, and Jack shall have Jill. 一切都会好起来，她会向你走过来。
24 First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. 初恋只是一分傻冒再加九分好奇。
25 When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
当你爱上一个人的时候，所有深藏在心的祝福都奔涌而出了。
26 Came but for friendship, and took away love. 你为友情而来，却把爱情带走。
27 For, you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
你看，每一天我都爱你多一些，今天比昨天多但比明天少。
28 Love doesn''t sit there like a stone. It has to be made like bread; remade all the time..made new.
爱不是一块木头，一动不动的坐在那里；对待爱，要像做面包那样--反复揉搓，不断翻新。
29 A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
男人是透过他的眼睛捕捉爱意的，女人是通过她的耳朵体验爱意的。
30 Life is a flower of which love is the honey. 人生是鲜花，爱情是蜂蜜。
