At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a ''KISS'' before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained, "You don''t know my wife. The ''KISS'' she give me stands for ''Keep It Short, Stupid.''"