A School-report
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, Franch, weak, mathematics, fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad. "Well, dad." said the son, "it is not as good as it might bem, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line, which read:" Health, excellent."