This lecture is dedicated to those helpless little monks
To be a soccer star Elementary lecture for rookie players---------how to strive for opportunities as many as possible
1.Wear a set of sports clothes which make you stand out against other players brightlyAfter spending too many years on studies, most of we guys have one thing in common---- that is short-sighted. Even though we can see much clearer with spectacles, few choose to take a risk of being hurt in eyes. In that case, if you could be seen at one glance by your company, then 10 per cent of chances come.2.Yell at your teammates for support as loudly as possible-----“Are you crazy?!”-----“I am O.K.”Let us see an example and then you will understand me. Imagine that you catch sight of a long-lost friend riding by on the street, your normal reaction is to call his name at the top of your lungs to ensure that you should be heard. The bottom line may be that your friend doesn’t stop, however, those passerbys around you come to a halt and fix on you. Know what? you become the spotlight on this street. So why not repeat this occasion on the playground? Once your teammates make sure where you are via your voice, your another 10 percent of chances are on the way.One thing I need to stress on this issue is never to be shy. As soon as you set your feet on the ground, you will find that it is no picnic to be the loudest one. the fierce competition is no less than that of the soccer game itself. 3.Start with a qualified defenderIf let you choose between Hero and Donkey, which one do you prefer? If you are a normal one, you will choose the former item without hesitation. Know what? In the stands, nine of ten audiences, especially those female fans who have little understanding of soccer, believe strikers are the heroes who present breath-taking goals and put the match forward. While, those defenders who do the donkey work on their own half pitch are minor roles. As luck would have it, a large number of rookie players think in the same way. That explains why there are always so many clumsy forwards crowded in front of goals while defenders are numbered. So buddy, if you don’t mind getting started with a defender, another 20 per cent of chance is waving at you.4.Learn to team up with your acquaintances It is quite normal that you feel all thumbs at the beginning. The minute you touch the ball, you lose it again. In this case, few unacquainted are willing to cross to you, for no one likes his own effort to be wasted in haste. However, when you team up with your acquaintances, things make difference. Besides soccer, they have got to take personal sensibilities into consideration. some of them are expecting you to deliver sugar reports to the girls whom they keep an eye on for ages. So they decide to butter you up on the pitch. others are your buddies, they don’t have the heart to see you left alone in spite of your lousy performance and are willing to give you a hand. Put them together, another 10 per cent of chances are walking up to you.“After such a sermon, I can see that you guys are absent-mined. Let me give you a mathematic quiz to make sure whether you are O.K.. Add up those percent above, what number do you get? ”-----------------------“50 percent , You got it!, but where is the other 50 percent?”“Don’t look at me that way, please! I am a good teacher without reserve.”“hum. Don’t suspect your classmates, either. In my eyes, all of you are honest students”“Where…. where…where?”“What?! Give up? You guys are really my students. Just like me, so easy to give up. But I understand you; we are not to be blamed. Compared with Stick-to, Give-up is a short word, easy to speak out”“O.K.! Let me tell you. No one had stolen the other 50 per cent, it is right in your hands. Oh, not exactly! I should have said it is right on your feet. In other word, using your own two feet, you showcase your strength and tell your teammates you deserve the other 50 percent. ”“Yes, you said it. The other 50 percent is not for rookies, but for those veteran players who have exquisite skills and good visions. By the way, you couldn’t cut corners to make it.”“Oh, babe. Why draw sighs? Don’t tell me you want to drop again?”“Take heart! Lucky for you guys, for you meet a good teacher who never fails to help you out. Even though there is no shortcut, I may give you some useful tips on how to avoid making detours.100$ per tip under authorized price, but you may have them for free. Hi, hi, I can see smiles upon your faces. Like me, I like to be freeloaded, too. ”“Not for now, time is up. Hope you monks brush up on this lecture after class, and put them into practice. Don’t forget practice makes perfect!”“O.K.! Let us call it a day! Bye!”“hehe…”For advanced lecture, please reach me at red_clover@263.net
