Hi, everyone! I am ymkkk, a tall, handsome and charming young man with shining potatoes over my head. Do you know why potatoes? Because*&*^&%$-I am not going to tell you. Anyway, I have a Chinese name, that is “刘德华”.
I found this site just a few weeks ago. I have been fussing around and getting to know some of the people here. Oh, I feel... something changed in the bottom of my heart. I think that they must be all crazy. Totally insane. What a confusing world, buddy!
Now, game time. I have a marvelous brain and I can tell who they are, what they look like, and what’s going to happen to them in the future.
First we’ve got——Xiaoke615, our poet girl! (Please give her more applause) her poem is always confusing me, I would sit by the computer, dumfounded, squeeze my eyeball like a goldfish, say something like “wha...what are you talking about? Do you call that a poem?” She said she is not pretty in her article but I don’t believe it, because your can feel her charm, her inside beauty in her work, which can never be written by an ugly girl. But she is apparently pretty OLD, like all the old girl we have seen around, about 21, 22. She wants to be a teacher, but no, that’s not her destiny, in the future, she would become a great jumper, she would jump and jump and jump until fall down hit her nose. She would marry an old man whose name is ymkkk. (By the way, do you know what is a jumper? Don’t ask me.)
Then we got——laugh! no no, don’t laugh now. You look really stupid when you are laughing. laugh is a middle school student, he is still playing games with grammar, knocking his head between A, B, C and D, which is the correct answer? I think C is correct but D is not bad as well, Wha, what a problem! Help me please! And don’t forget tell me the reason. His questions always make me laugh. hahaha... (Do I look stupid? thank god, nobody around). He will be a GREAT English teacher in the future, you could see him shout to his student: “Don’t laugh at me! You look really stupid! Chose the right answer! NOW!”
Oh, here comes my best friend——yjtmontaire! He is college student with many girlfriends, handsome but with thick glasses on his nose, look like monkey. Although he is not a cow, but he promised me that he would eat up million tons of roses for me, because my ex-girlfriend ask me to do that. Great friendship! I feel ashamed, because I can never eat up so much delicious *** for him. I’ll never forget you, pal, when something comes up and you can’t eat it, call me. Anyway, he is a good guy but stupid as anyone else. hehehe, If you saw him, please give him a hug, compliment him, he really need that. With no doubt, he would become a Great professional lover, loved by tons of beautiful girl, they would all intimately call him “my little stupid darling”.
You can never forget him, our philosopher——orlandoh! Welcome! (applause) you can never forget him because he gave you so much confusion and makes you feel like an idiot. I want to kill myself when I first saw his article. I really can’t understand it. Do you know what he looks like? He has long ear, black nose, scaring teeth and short tail. no no, he is not a dog, he is my friend orlandoh, that always confusing orlandoh, and don’t tell me that he is driving you crazy. Actually he is good, really good. Good at bullshit, hehehe (evil laughter). In the near future, he would become a dog-hunter, waving his dog-eater, shouting “ Stop, you wild dog, come back, let me teach you how to be a good dog!”
Puhahahaha...I am just teasing you all, don’t be angry, don’t kill yourself, actually I love you, buddy.puhahahahahaha... come on, let’s ROCK!
Wait, I’ll introduce more people to you...
To be continued...BY YOU
