①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。
②Please don''t feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。
⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。
⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。
⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.
墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。