Six Top Things To Think About When You Are Bored

Six Top Things To Think About When You Are Bored

Yawn. Sigh. Yawn. Sigh. Have you been bored lately? Well, when I was small, I was always bored. I would tell my parents to play with me but then I wouldn't know what to play and I never liked their suggestions. So then they would tell me to play by myself. And when I told my mom and dad I don't know what to do, they'd

give a big sigh. So I would wail and mope and wail and mope. But they always acted as they didn't hear me. But that's when a burst of imagination popped in my

head! I decided to think about a trillion different things and What If's. Now, I

hardly get bored! So, if you always get bored, prepare to meet the Top 6 Things

You Can Think About When You're Bored! From now on, you will never be bored again! Just sit boringly and listen to my speech and watch how your boring part of

you will slowly fade away.

The first thing you can think about when you're bored is about magic. What if you had special powers and you would go to a magic school where you learn, uh, magic. But you had to keep it a secret. The classes would involve transfiguration,

potions, herbs, history, Dark Arts and more! Once you graduate from school, you could find a job such as dragon slaying, hunting, headmaster or teacher of a school, a shopkeeper or a person who travels around the world, pointing out people who didn't know they could do magic. Or you can use the dumb way and stay home and pretend you had nothing to do with magic. But wouldn't it be cool to have

magic powers?

Have you ever heard of a magic picturepedia? I made it up to be honest. Do you

want to know what it is? A picturepedia is a book that was nothing but pictures

in it. And a magic picture is like a normal picturepedia but when you press a picture and let your energy flow into it, you are inside the picture! You can go

to China, outer space, Egypt, Africa, Rome, England and a million other different places. But each time you are given a problem to solve and you can't go home

until you solve it. You also have a bookmark that's really a passport. When you

solve the problem, a small picture of your home will appear on your bookmark, so you can press and go home. Also, a small picture of the place you just went to

will also appear on it. When all the pictures are on it, you get a gold pass and move on to the next level, when it's harder!

The third thing you can think about when you're bored is about animals. What if

animals suddenly became smarter than humans? They would talk, read, write, draw, calculate, throw out garbage, put on make-up, give you fashion tips, fix cars, fix toys, clean the house, wash clothes, cook, operate computers even sing a

Hilary Duff song to you. What will happen next?

Ever thought about alive objects–or what if everything was alive! Then you wouldn't be able to pick an apple off a tree without hurting the poor apple tree!

But if you squeeze too hard, you'd hurt the apple. And–Uh oh! You'd be hurting

papers by writing on them, chairs for sitting on them, video game buttons by pressing them and the floor for stepping on it! Also, shoes for stepping and

wearing them! And I've got a question: If apples are alive and you put in the fridge for 10 hours, it would die but will it still taste good?

You know the expression “It's raining cats and dogs”? Well, for us it's going

to be raining chicks! Bwak! Bwak! Bwak! They'd hypnotize us with pecks on the

forehead and we'd be eating seeds, pecking for them, living in grass and mud and if lucky, in a farm. Also, chicken brains will start to form in our heads! When we grow up, we might be human food! Well, er, if there's any human being left

. What a life!

The sixth and final thing to think about when you're bored is about Opposite Land inside puddles. It may seem dull at first but, well, haven't ever thought

that maybe there was another world inside a puddle, say, maybe everything was the opposite? Then it would be called Opposite Land. I mean dnaL etisoppO! In Oppoiste Land, people would walk on their head, eat with their feet and speak in dnaL etisoppO egaugnaL![Opposite Language] And if you live on Bank Street, in Opposite Land you'd be living on teertS knaB! That is so confusing! I mean, gnisufnoc os si thaT!

Did you like these 6 ideas? I hope so! Go on and try them! Even when you're not

bored, you can always think about them. And think of your own! But if those 6

things don't work, I guess you're a boring person. There is a million things

to think about out there, waiting for you to think about them. For example, why

do you park on driveways and drive on a parkways? If you let your imagination flow into your head, there will be a million or more different things to think about. Tell your friends and family what they think. And remember, don't ever get

bored! You can think about toys, jobs, schools, friends, speeches, topics…. What else?