这个,下面的内容是转的,要是看过的就当偶是火星来的好了.
在美国网站转悠时偶然发现了几个论坛，有许多美国人谈论中美战争的帖子，很好玩，自己翻译了一个主题下面的帖子，给大家看看，哈哈，翻译的时候发现，普通美国人的错别字太多了，哈哈
AuthorTopic: China vs USA
China would win. We wouldn't use nukes and they have more people
中国会赢，我们不会使用核武器而他们有更多的人。
sorry buddy, but america is nuke happy and if any one f*cks with them, about 50 are headed in their direction
对不起，哥们，但美国是非常乐意使用核武器的，谁要敢招美国，就会有50颗弹头对向他。
You are a f*cking dumbass.
China has been stealing our nuclear military secrets for years. For all we know, they could sabotage our shit at the last minute.read and learn,dumbass
你是头蠢驴，中国已经窃取我们的核技术很多年了，我们都知道，他们能在最后一分钟破坏我们的装备，多读点书你这头蠢驴。
China has more people. But the US his superior military power (especially the navy). So the USA would kick china's as
中国有更多的人口，但美国有更强大的军事力量（特别是海军）。所以美国可以击败中国。
technology can only do so much. They would just out number us
技术的作用是有限的，他们还是会以数量压倒我们。
We arent connected by land, and we have the greatest navy in the world.
我们两国陆地不接壤，而且我们有世界上最好的海军。
We have the power of jesus.
我们有上帝支持我们。
Communists have a great work force that could be used to outnumber our navy. The greatest weakness of an army is its underestimating of others. Should the chinese make it to our soil we would loose
共产党有巨大的劳动大军，他们可以从数量上压倒我们的海军。一支军队最致命的弱点就是低估对手，只有他们能登陆美国，我们就输定了。
China has enough to blow up the US... MAD DOESN'T = WIN
中国有足够的核武器炸毁美国。。。疯狂不=胜利
Well, keep in mind that Chinese people don't know what bears are so once they make land fall and push past the beaches then they will go into the forests of Washington Oregon and California and be like "???" And the bears will take a heavy toll of their infantry. Of course that means they can attack through the harsh deserts of New Mexico where our Arapaho Native American Brothers will make or break the war. Whichever side the Arapaho join will win because they are desert people and they know the land just like the south in the civil war. Anyway, if we made it to China I think we could probably just get most of them to join us because I heard they like McDonalds and America there so just pass out free things to get them to join our army and make a new army out of them. It's a force multiplier.
请记住中国人很多都不知道熊是什么东西，所以他们登陆以后，穿越滩头阵地，就可能进入俄勒冈州或加州等的森林地带，那样的话很多他们的步兵就会被狗熊消灭，当然他们也可以从南部新墨西哥州严酷的沙漠地带进入，那战争的成败就决定于土著Arapaho印地安兄弟们的了。Arapaho印地安人加入哪边哪边就会赢，因为他们是沙漠居民，他们就如同南北战争时南军一样的了解南方。但是，如果我们能打到中国我想我们肯定能让那里的大部分人加入我们一方，因为我听说他们喜欢那里麦当劳，所以我们只要分发免费的东西给他们，然后让他们加入我们一方，我们就可以从那里组织一支新的军队，这是让我们军队成倍增长的好办法。
China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls.
中国人将会用功夫踢烂美国人那玩意。
Too bad they have small penises.
可不幸的是他们那玩意太小了。
Self sustaining economy my ass. Theres a resaon Japan and China have had tensions recently. Its becuase they are figthting over who will get Russias oil. They most definately dont have enough oil there to be self sufficent.
Read, China imports oil. Actually, they are the big reason prices are jumping so d**n much
狗屁自我维持经济，中国和日本的关系最近为什么那么紧张呀？就是因为它们为了争夺俄罗斯的石油，他们绝对没有自我维持所需要的石油。记住，中国进口石油，就就是他XX的油价涨的这么快的原因！
If there was going to be a war between us it would be because of this. And I highly doubt it would take place in either China or the Americas. It would happen in the middle east. China needs oil. They absolutely need it to continue to have any chance of being a strong power in the world. Russia is one option. The middle east, may be the way they go and we would protect our intrests. And all of a sudden we have a war on our hands.
没错，如果中美真要发生战争的话，肯定是因为石油这么问题。而且我不认为战争会发生在美国和中国任何一方的国土上，战争可能会发生在中东地区。中国需要石油，他们绝对需要石油去继续他们成为世界强国的努力。俄罗斯是他们的一个选择，但中东可能是他们要去的地方，那么我们就会去保卫自己的利益，然后忽然间，我们就处于战争状态了。
And whats more a war right where the chinese would be in a good position to have one. Of course they would never invade The United States of America.... unless they had a great plan. But the middle east is another thing entirely. In a place where land is really the only thing to fight on. China would win.
Well we could just use hydrogen cells. Anyway, the thing about the chinese is that they‘re group oriented so all you have to do is sit a machine gun in front of their military base and shoot them all when they run out. I saw it in a WWII movie. That‘s why we won WWII so easy.
Anyway, The thing about the chinese is that most of them have never heard of a plane or a loud siren so all we have to do is chopper in some sirens, call in an air strike, scare them all off and send in the troops. While they‘re shocked we will clean up their army and make the civilians join our army.
还有中国的优势在于，当然他们不会去入侵美国，除非他们有更大的计划。但是对中东就是完全是另一种情况了，在中东除了占领土地就没什么其他可图利益了，所以中国会取胜。我们应该用氢能源代替汽油。还有中国人是以集体思想为中心的，所以我们只需要在他们的军事基地外面架挺机枪，等他们跑出来以后把他们全射死，我看的一部二战电影就是这样的，这就是我们为什么那么轻松的就赢了二战。再有就是大部分中国人从来没有听到过飞机和警报的声音，我们只需要让直升机响起警报，对他们进行空袭，把他们都吓坏了以后派我们的军队过去缴了他们的武器，然后让老百姓加入我们的军队就可以了。
You are underestimating nationalism。
你低估了他们的民族主义精神。
Well, they do have the power of culture and nationalism but then again if we napalm their rice then they will starve. Also we could easily defeat the chinese people in hand to hand combat because that karate stuff is no match for a good American Boxer. One clean punch and the chinese is gone.
作者： 221.217.194.* 2006-4-3 17:52 回复此发言
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4 【转贴】美国论坛里关于中美战争的帖子(笑死我了，和我们一样乱骂
I think we should basically just use machine guns because there are so many people there. All we have to do is equip a few fast hum vees with hydrogen cells and machine guns with wooden bullets so we only injure them and then make the injured guys be in our army to even up the odds.
Also asian girls love white guys so we could get half of their population on our side and make more troops that way.
当然他们有很强的文化和民族主义精神，但还是那样，如果我们能炸了他们的稻田那他们就会挨饿，而且我们可以在短兵相接的战斗中不费吹灰之力就能取胜，中国空手道根本不是美国拳击的对手，干净漂亮的一拳就能把中国人打飞。我想我们还是用机枪，因为中国人实在太多了。我们只需要几部用氢燃料的高速吉普和机枪，机枪用木制子弹，那样我们就可以只打伤他们，然后让受伤的敌人加入我方，来弥补我方和敌方的人数差距。而且亚洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子，所以我们能够争取到中国人口的一半，然后通过她们制造更多我们的军队。
now you just switched to stupidity because you ran out of arguments... none of that would work. We wouldn‘t starve out civilians anyway... we are to nice
现在你已经转换到愚蠢战术了，因为你已经没有任何论点了。那说的那些没有一个管用，而且我们也不会让老百姓挨饿。。我们太善良了
If you are joking then this post was rather funny.
If not, then I pity your life.
如果你的这个帖子是开玩笑，那挺滑稽的，如果不是，那我真可怜你这条生命。
Even a small amount of their standing army would f*ck us up as we are now.
就算是他们一小部分的常备军也能让我们现在的军队完蛋。
China is so packed with people and if you just bombed one block 7000 people would be dead.
Japan > USA > China
中国人居住的太拥挤了，炸一个街区就能炸死7000人。日本》美国》中国
I hope you don‘t mean militiristically... japan can‘t even have an army for offense and china has more land for its people than the us does... you don‘t know what you are talking about。
我希望你不是说日本军国主义。。日本甚至连用于进攻的军队都没有。而且中国有比美国更多的能让人居住的土地，你根本不知道你说什么呢。
原贴就乱,还有些重复,我也懒得去整理,毕竟不是偶写的,是转贴.大家凑合点看吧
