要初二的~~3分钟就行了！！谢谢~
參考答案:Tom and John are exchanging ideas.They are very good friends,yet they have never met.So how do they become friends? By computer! Now the Internet is being used by busnesses,governments and students.In fact,the Internet anyone can use it if his or her computer is connected to it. They can use the Internet to send the emails.Tom and John become friends because they both like the same music.They sent letters to the news group on the Internet where the can discuss it. They find than they have many things in common.
汤姆和约翰在交换意见。他们是很好的朋友，但是他们从来没有见过面。那么他们是怎么成为朋友的呢？通过电脑！现在网络被公司，政府和学生们使用。实际上只要电脑连接在网络上，任何人都可以使用它。他们可以用它来发送电子邮件。汤姆和约翰成为朋友是因为他们喜欢同样的歌曲。他们把邮件发送到网络上的新闻中心，在那里他们可以讨论。他们发现他们有很多相同的地方。
英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”
