老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。”
老师：“今天天气很好。”
学生：“今天天气很坏。”
老师：“到处阳光明媚。”
学生：“到处阴云密布。”
老师：“马路上人山人海。”
学生：“马路上空无一人。”
老师：“年轻。”
学生：“年老。”
老师：“站立。”
学生：“躺倒”
老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”
学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱，交给老师。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”
老师：“错误，不能这样说！”
学生：“正确，应该这样说！”
老师：“错误。”
学生：“正确。”
老师：“这不行，这是违法行为！”
学生：“这可以，这是合法行为！”
老师：“我说错误。”
学生：“我们说正确。”
老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”
学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”
老师：“你们愚蠢。”
学生：“我们聪明。”
老师：“停止！”
学生：“继续！”
老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”
学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”
老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”
学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”
老师：“你们听老师的！”
学生：“老师听我们的！”
老师：“学生都得听老师的！”
学生：“老师都得听学生的！”
老师：“现在你们停止练习！”
学生：“现在我们继续练习！”
老师：“你们没完没了了吗？”
学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”
老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”
学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”
參考答案:相声啊，有点专业哦，找个软件试试吧，不一定对，因为这个和我们平时对话有点不同。
The teacher said : "sit down! Today, we have to review antonyms, we practice, I say, Antonyms you loudly. start now. "
teacher :" the weather is good. "
Students : "Today the weather bad. "
teacher :" The sun was shining everywhere. "
Students :" overshadowing everywhere. "
teacher : "There were huge crowds on the road. "
Students :" the road is empty. "
teacher :" young. "
Students : "the elderly. "
teacher :" standing. "
Students :" boots "
teacher :" a young man standing on the road. "
Students : "Five years old boots on the road. "
teacher :" I picked up a dollar. "
Students : "I lost a dollar. "
teacher :" I pick up a dollar, to the teachers. "
Student :" I lost a dollar. steal or teachers. "
teacher :" wrong and can not say! "
Students :" correct, we should say! "
teacher : "mistake. "
student :" A correct. "
teacher :" This is not, it is illegal! "
Student :" This can, This is a legitimate act! "
teacher :" I said that wrong. "
Students :" We said right. "
teacher :" listening to the teacher. The teacher is correct! "
Students :" listen to us, the teachers say is wrong! "
teacher : "You stupid. "
Students :" We smart. "
teacher :" Stop! "
Students :" Continue! "
teacher : "You have to stop now! Enough of this! "
Students :" We will continue! still talking! "
teacher : "You Stupid bastards, I said stop! "
Student :" We are all gifted, we continue! "
teacher : "You listen to the teachers! "
Students :" We listen to the teachers! "
teacher :" The students have to listen to the teachers! "
Students : "The teacher had to listen to students! "teacher :" Will you stop practicing! "
Students : "Now, we continued to practice. "
teacher :" You endless? "
Students : "We are half way!"
teacher : "That you stop! else! "
Students : "That we continue! genius! "
