急：一个关于英语翻译方面的问题？一则英语绕口令怎么翻译？

A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more? 请问最后一句话怎么翻译呢（结合前面的）

大恩不言谢？请英语水平比我好的仁兄翻译一下一步！！！！

为了使一个长的故事变短，TALL SHORT 会因为BIG LITTLE爱LONG更多而爱得少吗？

字面翻译，比较牵强，名字我不会翻不好意思。