一些有趣的unix csh/sh命令

王朝system·作者佚名  2006-01-09
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一些有趣的unix csh/sh命令

有人收集的有些版本的unix或linux的上敲命令的异常返回。

aix和unixware的返回和bsd不太一样,所以看不到了。

$ \(-

(-: Command not found.

$ rm God

rm: God nonexistent

$ ar t God

ar: God does not exist

$ ar r God

ar: creating God

$ cat "food in cans"

cat: can't open food in cans

$ nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.

$ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?

Unmatched ".

$ Unmatched ".

Unmatched ".

$ [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Missing ].

$ ^How did the sex change operation go?^

Modifier failed.

$ If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many ('s.

$ make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

$ sleep with me

bad character

$ got a light?

No match.

$ man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.

$ !:say, what is saccharine?

Bad substitute.

$ $blow

$blow: No such job.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense

no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter

matter: cannot create

 
 
 
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