Indeed he had come to hate them, the load of serene bastards. He had had his immortality thrust upon him by an unfortunate accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. The precise details of the accident are not important because no one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, and many people have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying.
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他的确开始恨他们了,这群安详(或平静)的混蛋.一场由一台不合理的粒子加速器,一顿液体午餐和一对橡皮圈所造成的事故把"长生不死"强加在他身上.事故准确的细节已经不重要了,因为没人能设法复制事故发生时的确切情景,而很多试图复制的人最后不是看上去非常傻就是死了或者两者都是.