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加菲猫的身材是开玩笑的焦点。没错，他是长得圆滚滚的。没错，他曾经被误认为是一颗小行星。没错，他大得有专用的邮政区号。但是加菲猫也有他自己的观点，他不是体重过重……而是身高太矮。他不是胖……而是细胞过剩。
他是一头爱说风凉话、贪睡午觉、牛饮咖啡、大嚼千层面、见蜘蛛就扁、见邮差就穷追猛打的大肥猫。他就是加菲猫……全世界最有活力（也最滑稽）的猫科动物！一九七八年出生在莉欧妮妈妈意大利餐厅的厨房里，就此开始他狼吞虎咽意大利面点的一生。这个不讲礼貌的肥猫咪到底哪点吸引人呢？很简单……一般人认同他，因为他就是他们自己。实事上，他根本就是个披着猫皮的人。加菲猫爱看电视，痛恨星期一。他宁可大吃大喝也不要做运动；说真格的，他对睡眠和食物的狂热程度，只有他对运动和节食的厌恶差堪比拟。（他只做“仰卧”而不做“起坐”）。如果早晨能晚点开始，他还会更喜欢它。凶到会坐起来狂吠的咖啡，是为一天带来美好开始的独一无二偏方。还有比这更人性的吗？但
加菲猫也不是一味只出言不逊，讽刺别人：他也有温柔的一面。他真心爱他的熊宝宝波基，而在内心深处，他也爱他的主人老姜和呆狗欧弟（不用说，当然不及他爱自己那么多。）
參考答案:Now the focus is laughing. Yes, he is grown by 100,000. Yes, he was mistakenly believed to be an asteroid. Yes, he won a special postal area code. But Garfield has his own views, but he is not overweight…… is much too low. …… But he was not fat cells surplus. He said there is a sarcastic love, corruption o'clock, gulp coffee, eating 1,000 level, see Spider-on. Feimao see the postman on a formidable hunter. Now he is the most dynamic world…… (and most ridiculous) cats animals! His mother was born in Italy in 1978 Liouni restaurant's kitchen, and began his point immediately face life in Italy. Courtesy of the fat kitty in the end point of no attractive? …… Most people agree with him is very simple, because he is their own. In fact, he is an cloak skin a cat person. Now television love and hate Monday. He preferred eating and drinking do not campaign; That was really the extent of the fanaticism him of sleep and food. he was the only one to go to the offensive movement and the somewhat comparable. (He only "sit" and not to do "ups"). If the morning can be delayed, he will be more like it. Yet to be sitting up barking coffee, a good start is to one day bring a unique recipe. There is more human than this? Now it is not blindly insulted ironic others : He has the soft side. Porgy thing he truly loves him, and in my heart, he loved his dog Odie spent and the owner puts (Needless to say, so much as he loved his own course. )
