麻烦把这些翻译成英语
谢谢~急需(第二段不全也没关系)
加菲猫的身材是开玩笑的焦点。没错，他是长得圆滚滚的。没错，他曾经被误认为是一颗小行星。没错，他大得有专用的邮政区号。但是加菲猫也有他自己的观点，他不是体重过重……而是身高太矮。他不是胖……而是细胞过剩。
他是一头爱说风凉话、贪睡午觉、牛饮咖啡、大嚼千层面、见蜘蛛就扁、见邮差就穷追猛打的大肥猫。他就是加菲猫……全世界最有活力（也最滑稽）的猫科动物！一九七八年出生在莉欧妮妈妈意大利餐厅的厨房里，就此开始他狼吞虎咽意大利面点的一生。这个不讲礼貌的肥猫咪到底哪点吸引人呢？很简单……一般人认同他，因为他就是他们自己。实事上，他根本就是个披着猫皮的人。加菲猫爱看电视，痛恨星期一。他宁可大吃大喝也不要做运动；说真格的，他对睡眠和食物的狂热程度，只有他对运动和节食的厌恶差堪比拟。（他只做“仰卧”而不做“起坐”）。如果早晨能晚点开始，他还会更喜欢它。凶到会坐起来狂吠的咖啡，是为一天带来美好开始的独一无二偏方。还有比这更人性的吗？但
加菲猫也不是一味只出言不逊，讽刺别人：他也有温柔的一面。他真心爱他的熊宝宝波基，而在内心深处，他也爱他的主人老姜和呆狗欧弟（不用说，当然不及他爱自己那么多。）
參考答案:The Gaffey cat's stature is a focal point which cracks a joke. Has not
been wrong, he is long the cyclic. Has not been wrong, he once is
mistaken for was a planetoid. Has not been wrong, he is big has the
special-purpose postal service district number. But the Gaffey cat
also has he viewpoint, he is not the body weight is overweight... ...
But is the height too is short. He is not is fat... ... But is the
cell too much.
He is a love said 风凉话, is too fond of sleep the afternoon nap,
drinks like a fish the coffee, greatly chews thousand stratification
planes, sees the spider on to be flat, to see the greatly fat cat
which the posman pursues to the end and hit hard. He is the Gaffey
cat... ... The world most has the vigor (is also funniest) the cat
branch animal! In 1978 was born in Liou Ni Aunt in the Italian dining
room kitchen, started him to wolf down in light of this Italian flour
dim sum life. This does not speak politeness which does the fat kitty
select the attraction person? Very simple... ... The average person
approves him, because he is they. In the real situation, he radically
is throwing over 猫皮 the person. The Gaffey cat likes watching the
television, hatred Monday. He rather eats and drinks extravagantly do
not want to make the movement; Said real, he to the sleep and the food
frantic degree, only has him the loathing 差堪 comparison which and
diets to the movement. (He only does "lies supine" but does not make
"seat"). If the morning can be late the start, he also is sure to like
it. Ominously enough to can sit the coffee which barks wildly, is the
unique folk prescription which one day brings happily starts. Also has
ratio this human nature? But the Gaffey cat is not only makes
impertinent remarks constantly, satirizes the others: He also has
gentle one side. His really beloved his bear baby wave base, but in
the heart of hearts, he also loves his master Lao Jiang and the dull
dog Europe younger brother (does not need to say, certainly is
inferior to him to love oneself that many.)
