请各位帮忙想想比较有意义，或者很酷很搞笑的英文句子或短语
用来印在t-shirt 背面的，要很出众并且一般人都可以接受的。
我举个例子：nobody is perfect
i'm a nobody
so i am perfect.
这个有点长，请尽量简短些。。采用的话会追加50分
參考答案:1.Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a raving lunatic,
HAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
2.My way or the highway!
3.I'm my own best friend AND my own worst enemy.
4.Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.
5.Beer, It Does A Belly Good!
6.Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder
7.Don't live a little, live a lotto"
8.I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
9.My Reality Check Just Bounced.
10.Hang Up and Drive.
11.Life Is Short -- Make Fun of It.
12.Use Vowels Every Day or You'll Get Consonated.
13.(On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.
14.I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message
15.My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off
16.He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
17.Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand
18.There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People
19.I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do
20.I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works
21.Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed
22.Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer
