A BIG E-mail Mistake
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
參考答案:一个伊利诺州男人在佛罗里达州离开芝加哥的被街道丢雪球的前往一次假期。 他的妻子在一个商务旅行上和正在计划在那里遇到他那隔天。 当他到达了他的酒店的时候，他决定把一份快的电子邮件寄给给他的妻子。
不能找纸的小片在哪一个之上他已经写她的电子邮件帐号, 他尽全力键入它在从记忆。 不幸地，他错过了一封信，而且他的笔记被对丈夫只有在天以前已经过世的一个年老的传道者的妻子改为指示。 当使寡妇悲伤检查了她的电子邮件的时候，她看一看监视器,放出一声刺骨的尖叫声, 而且落到地板死。
在声音, 她的家庭在荧屏上进入房间和锯子这一个笔记之内冲了:
最亲爱的妻子,
刚刚得到了检查在。 每件事物明天准备了你的抵达。
你的亲爱丈夫。
