英语幽默大观
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作者： 刘永科 主编
出 版 社： 中国国际广播出版社
出版时间： 2009-1-1字数：版次： 2页数： 345印刷时间：开本： 大32开印次：纸张：I S B N ： 9787507800371包装： 平装内容简介
三分钟，品西方幽默，讲地道英语！《英语幽默大观》集合了四百多个英语幽默小笑话，采用中英文结合的方式，帮助英语学习者在欢乐的气氛中轻松学习。趣味性强，三分钟，品西方幽默，讲地道英语！
目录
1.Clever Black Hens
2.A Good Deed
3.The Teacher's Notation
4.Heat and Cold
5.It Doesn't Matter
6.Dead or Alive?
7.Wonderful Science
8.The Weight
9.God Said
10.A Parrot
11.Horrible Stories
12.The Pot Died
13.They Are in My Hand
14.He's Broken My Toy
15.The Third Chicken
16.My Father Is Speaking
17.Yes, Sir
18.The Excuse
19.Say That to Herself
20.A Liar
21.A Good Child
22.The Professor's Lunch
23.How Old Are You?
24.The Only Cake
25.The Lost Ring
26.Who Knows?
27.The Exact Length
28.Stick the Stamp on Yourself
29.An Umbrella
30.Are Flies Good to Eat?
31.Was It a Horse?
32.The Best and the Poorest
33.Six Answers to One Problem
34.The Look of the Letter G
35.The Location of the Nile
36.Did You Put Out the Light?
37.It's Because
38.Do You Know Music?
39.Heavier
40.He Didn't Help Me
41.Six and Four Are
42.A Polite Boy
43.5-2=?
44.What Did I Do in School Today?
45.The Queerest Thing
46.She Understands
47.The Barber's Explanation
48.No Wonder
49.Just Helpless
50.Buying Bread
51.Pleased to Meet You
52.An Absent-minded Professor
53.But You Have Got One
54.Why Was He Angry?
55.I'd Look Even Sillier
56.The Same
57.I, You and She
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书摘插图
193. The Sheep and the Money
Once a king said to his minister（大臣），“You must try tohave two thousand sheep sold in the market and bring back allthe sheep and the money you get．Do remember to bring back allthe sheep！”
Although the minister（大臣）promised，he was at a loss（不知所措）．He said to himself，“Ifthe sheep are sold 1 wouldnot be able to bring back the sheep．If I bring the sheep back．1would not be able to give the king the money．”
He thought harder and had an idea．The next evening，theminister came back from the market to see the king with the non-ey and all the sheep．The king was very satisfied．
Now，do you know what was the clever idea of the minister？
In fact，the minister drove the sheep to the market，thenhe had the wool（羊毛）out from the sheep．He sold the woolin his market．After that he came back with the money and allhis sheep．
How did the minister get the money without selling the sheep？
A．He stole some．
B．He sold only some sheep
C．He sold the wool of the sheep．
D．He skinned（剥…皮）the sheep and sold their fur（毛皮）．
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